Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How are mountains able to see?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?