Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why is the beach so confident?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why are farmers so laid-back?