Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What nationality are most fish?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?