Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?