What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What building always gets stains on it?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?