What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
How are teens like cats?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
How do you make a cow float?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?