Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?