Why are English teachers so smart?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why are winter days great?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?