What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
We're a perfect match!
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What was the first animal in space?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the sardine call the submarine?