What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
We're a perfect match!
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
