What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the foal cough?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
I broke my finger!
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?