What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?