What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
Why are turtles so shy?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why do two skunks argue?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
