Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Which elf is the best singer?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?