What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What day is your mom always right?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What cartoon character loves insects?