What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?