Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How do bears keep cool?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How can you make 7 even?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?