Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What sport is full of interior designers?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?