Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Where would you find an elephant?