Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which bug is related to you?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?