What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Where do termites go camping?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?