What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What makes music in your hair?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?