I'm not a bad putter.
Where do goldfish go camping?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What reads and lives in an apple?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What's the friendliest pen?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where do novels go to have a good time?