Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What school subject really rocks?
How does a squid go into battle?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
