Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
Why is grass so dangerous?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did electricity win the race?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Where do horses reside?