Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do trees wear to the lake?