Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?