Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why do all the planets get along?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Where do stars go to college?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why are turtles so shy?
Which bug is related to you?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
