Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
What do bees say in the summer?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What kind of books do boats write?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
How does a barber get to work?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's a cat's favorite song?