Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
They harbor resentment.
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
