Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What animal loves Indian food?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?