Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why are grandkids so great?
What car always breaks the rules?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What bee is good for your health?