Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why is furniture so generous?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What birds make average students?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?