Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What do you call a fly without wings?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What day do hands always go to church?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
How does a barber get to work?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?