Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Do dads always snore?
Why do kids love theater classes?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is the color of the wind?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?