Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How does a barber get to work?
I'm not a bad putter.
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
