My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
What does a panda ghost say?
Why was the fish so smart?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call a tired tree?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?