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Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
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