What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's the scariest letter?
Someone stole all my lamps.
