My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do fish do at parades?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?