My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Which cats love to be petted?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?