My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What makes music in your hair?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do cows like to dance to?
How long will dinner be?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?