Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
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What do jokesters study in college?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Which is the worst season?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
When does a horse talk?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
It's allergy season again?
Which cats have the best manners?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a pig thief?