Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?