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Because they won't udder a word.
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do they produce Christian films?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?