Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why are frogs always happy?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?