Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How are teens like cats?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's the friendliest pen?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
