Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?