Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How long do chickens work?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?