Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?