Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the confused bee say?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's the opposite of irony?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's a henway?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?