Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
How long will dinner be?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?