Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Which cats have the best manners?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How long do chickens work?
How do you organize a space party?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
