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He was looking for Pooh!
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Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?