My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?