My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why is summer always sad?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?