My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What shape has a knighthood?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?