My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's the holiest insect?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?