My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What school subject really rocks?
What makes music in your hair?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?