My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?