My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What animal styles their hair every day?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How does a barber get to work?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Which state has the best streets?
What do elves learn in school?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's the politest month?
Where do cows go for lunch?