Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
If you need help building an ark...
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which musician loves to make chili?