Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
We had a discussion about roses.
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Where do chips wear socks?
