Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What happens when grass goes out of town?