Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How do amoebas make calls?
