What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Did you know about April 1st?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
