Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What shape has a knighthood?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do math teachers eat?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?