Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?