Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What animals make the best students?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the stair machines call each other?