What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?