What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Mud pie.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's the scariest letter?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Which singer could always break a five?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Which is the worst season?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Where do hamsters come from?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
