Families are like fudge.
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's E.T. short for?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How do fleas travel?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?