What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Mud pie.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
It's Crowded!
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why are books always so angry?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What animal likes to party the most?