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Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do fish do at parades?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?