Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
