What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
A moo-ving van.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?