What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
A moo-ving van.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
