What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
A moo-ving van.
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What is the strongest animal?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How does dinner smell?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?