Which Count makes the best pie crust?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call a short cow?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?