Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the foal cough?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What was the first animal in space?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the coach go to the bank?