Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a sad latte?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What birds make average students?
