How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What birds always travel in twos?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.