What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?