What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What horn never makes a sound?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?