Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's the most expensive plate in church?