What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
Who invented fractions?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why are cars magic?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did one plate say to the other?
