How much does freedom weigh?
What's a forklift?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a dog that meditates?