What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's a bat's favorite game?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?