What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?