What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
He lost his ideanity.
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call an old snowman?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
