My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?