Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What was the first animal in space?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why is a doctor always calm?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What animal floats best?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?