Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
Why was the spider so smart?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
