Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Where do goldfish go camping?