What do pigs do over the summer?
They go on a ham-ily vacation.
What do bees chew?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What day is your mom always right?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do mice do when they're at home?