Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
They are key workers.
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do cows like to dance to?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which subject has two parts?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why do cats love to work?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Which hot drink loves golf?