Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
They are key workers.
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?