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He wanted to sit on the Paddy O'!
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
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What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?