Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
He wanted to sit on the Paddy O'!
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why is money so stubborn?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
