What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a short cow?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Which former US President was always cold?