What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What fish sings the best?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What horn never makes a sound?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?