What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?