Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What condiment has wings?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?