What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What day of the week do chickens hide?