How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?