What did one plate say to the other?
What game does chlorine never lose?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?