What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
How can you make 7 even?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How did the tree get lost?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Which condiment adds the most kick?