What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
