What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why did the peach come home from work early?