What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?