What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
An alphabet.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What fairy loves to count?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
