What animal knows kung fu?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Where does laundry go to college?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?