What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the snake name his daughter?