How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?