Why are winter days great?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where do chips wear socks?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?