Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?