What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Owwwww-ch!
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
How do bees get to school?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why was the mime upset?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How do frogs get to work?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
