Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How does dinner smell?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Which celebrity became a great detective?