Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?