Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
Where do baby apes sleep?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why do all the planets get along?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's the friendliest national park?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call a small mom?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?