What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why can't you trust a pig?