What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
The aarrrrr-ctic ocean.
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?