What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
The aarrrrr-ctic ocean.
How did the toad die?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did the school bully have for lunch?