What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
The aarrrrr-ctic ocean.
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What makes music in your hair?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?