What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
The aarrrrr-ctic ocean.
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the goal post get angry?
