What does an evil hen lay?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
How do fireflies start a race?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
When do mice play every day?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?