We had a discussion about roses.
It was a thorny issue.
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Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
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What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?