Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Eh, never mind. It really stinks.
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Which state has the best streets?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?