What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What animals make the best students?