What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What does winter fat turn into?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?