What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?