Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What should you wear to a tea party?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?