What do minions always put in their salads?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What animal styles their hair every day?
