Why did the barber win the race?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What bird is always sad?
What does a dog say before eating?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?