Which princess is best suited for winter?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a tornado's favorite game?