How did the tree get lost?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why was the mime upset?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why do all the planets get along?
What animals make the best students?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?