Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Stop imagining.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How are mountains able to see?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?