Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Stop imagining.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do trees keep as a pet?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why were the atoms always hungry?