What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
A Sasquatch.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How did the toad die?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What kind of pants do fish wear?