Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What bee is good for your health?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where does Superman park his cars?