What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why was the mime upset?
What tree has the most bark?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why do cows go to New York?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?