What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which musician loves to make chili?
