What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why are cowboys always religious?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What day is your mom always right?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How do you make a walnut laugh?