What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?