What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What words make the best athletes?
What's a henway?
How do fleas travel?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?