What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do cats wear to work?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What shape is bad at driving?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Which fly makes films?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
