What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Which state has the best streets?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?