Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How was the wedding?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What was the first animal in space?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?