What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Where do automobiles have picnics?