What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What condiment has wings?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Where does laundry go to college?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?