What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?