How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail.
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why are stones so good at music?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
