What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?