How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?